First time. driving through Crandall I had the sun in my eyes and didn't even see the light I ran, only at 15 mph. There were cops everywhere so I got pulled over, and the cop didn't care that the sun was in my eyes (dirty donut eating SOB) so I had to take DD for that one.
2nd time was in my 81 El Camino with expired plates, inspection and registration. I drove it for a month like that and nobody cared, until Drunkinville decided they needed more money.
I got fined by the cop, but I got out of most of that too.
3rd time was in my 77 Chevy truck, the cop pulled me over for having blue side marker lights on my truck.
Talked my way out of a ticket that time.
So far I've been staying out of trouble.