Originally Posted by Stroke
I thought you could just dump 3 1/2 qts oil in and then add two bottles of stp, YIKES!
Heard the best one ever the other day. Checked the oil level on a 4.6 Lincoln, what oil? I added 2 1/2 qts and made sure I told the owner they had such little oil. Response was that for this car, you couldn't add oil until the light came on and then only 1/2 qt. Some men, you just can't reach. Jus blabbin...
Old Amos and Andy line when the station attendant (1950s) showed them the oil level on the dipstick; " Now Amos, who ever done heard of puttin' oil in a new Cadillac".