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Old 01-18-2012, 08:32 AM
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The Blonde, The Ford Truck & The Mattress

A blonde woman ran over a mattress on the highway, decided not to worry and kept on driving...

It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford...

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank...

The Subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees...

She had still managed to drive 30 more miles with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft...

She had it towed to her Ford Dealership & complained that the vehicle had a "sort of shimmy" when she was driving at high speeds...

Below are the photos of what they found at the Dealership...

"Sort of a shimmy"..........I'll bet it did!...

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She'd make a cruise ship captain for Costa Lines!
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