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Old 10-09-2005, 11:18 AM
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Blonde Joke -- 710

Hi,
I'm not sure if this is the appropriate spot for this, so go ahead and put it where it belongs.
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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford

Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,

"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the

engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did

not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw

what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle

of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which

had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there http://womencentral.net/oil2.jpg
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Old 10-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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lol, clever
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:25 PM
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:10 AM
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7734 that was good.
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That is too funny!
There is also the lady that comes into the ford dealership to get her truck worked on.
Service writer: What kind of truck is it?
Lady:A ford fiso.
Service writer:I have been working for ford a number of years and I have never heard of a fiso.
Lady:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE ARE FORD FISO,S ALL OVER YOUR LOT.COME OUT HERE AND I WILL SHOW YOU!
She points to the F150 sign and says, SEE FORD FISO!
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:52 PM
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7734 that too was a good one.
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7734 that was good.
It took a sec ... but excellent!

I'll see your 7734 and raise you 710 77345
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Old 10-12-2005, 09:36 PM
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7734...I dont get it...
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:23 PM
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7734...I dont get it...
Flip 7734 upside down ... just like 710. (="Hell")
Or the Ned Flander's version : "H.E. double hockey-sticks"
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:54 PM
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oooohhhhhh, duh. I guess I should have caught on after reading that joke.
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