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Old 02-20-2004, 12:06 AM
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Body distortion from chuck's wormhole

Chucky boy...Have you let anyone use the wormhole lately. I have used it a few times in the past and I thank you very much....BUUUTTTTTT!!!! There seems to be a biggg problem. Today while working outside I removed my sweatshirt to work gloriously in the shinning sun. With just my upper body clad in a t-shirt and lower section wearing shorts I noticed my appendages appeared to be atrophied while my mid-section was gaining mass-looking very much like a globe! Everything has been bleached a very white hue as well. Has the wormhole increased my center mass gravity and it's pulling my muscle mass inward? When I stand sideways I seem to look like an avalanche. ???? I'm quite puzzled. I have been eating plenty of food and taking it easy while the snow falls and the weather is bad. Where are my big manly muscles and six-pack abs????????
Please update....and maybe a surgeon general warning too!!!!
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:40 AM
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I'm sorry but you read and signed the user agreement where it specifically states...and I quote...

The entity known as "4Jaw Wormhole Excursion Tours" is not responsible for any physical and or mental effects traveling through the wormhole may cause to your person or your personal life. You understand and have been instructed in the proper manner of wormhole usage and understand the risk associated with it's use.

That being said, the best explanation I can offer is that travelling through the wormhole and posing as the "Sun God" to the people of the Fiji islands in 1490 and partaking of many a young hand maiden during your little excursion would cause a localized swelling of the genitalia.

Let it rest there Romeo and you should be fine. If not I suggest you visit your nearest Dr. for some...ahem...penicillin. They did have VD back then too you know.

When can I schedule your next trip "My Lord" . Want to come back before you left again?
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:48 AM
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swollen genitalia.

thats the only 'side effect' i've had. not that i was going to complain. actually, i didn't even look at it as a side effect. i actually thought of it more like a 'bonus'! thanks again
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:53 AM
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Ahhh, Ancient Greece

all those Greek Gods roaming around wearing nothing but a loincloth... I have to try ancient roam next, check out all the sweaty galdiators with their flexing muscles and such and (oh,my, was that a hot flash? I'm too young for menopause...)....Oh, dam, just lost my train of thought....loincloths....mmmm...

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Old 02-20-2004, 05:39 PM
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I didn't really read that fine print junk. You seemed so affable, so I just signed on the dotted line. I'm not looking to sue. I love the wormhole. I am just looking for a quick fix.....~we never had this conversation~............
Pencil me in...anywhere...ASAP!!!!
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