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Old 10-05-2008, 03:34 AM
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Brand new Chevrolet Avalanche for sale

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his
parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He
calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the
parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for
fifteen dollars?' they said.


'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name -they
just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked
me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'


'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!


He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new
Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had ran off
to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.

'He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new
Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.

So I did.'

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Old 10-05-2008, 08:08 AM
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Got me with that one - - - too funny
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Old 10-05-2008, 08:36 AM
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good one. I've heard one like that but with a mercedes
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Old 10-06-2008, 04:02 AM
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good one. I've heard one like that but with a mercedes

I have heard it with Corvettes, collector cars, etc.
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First time I heard that it was a new 1952 Cadillac for a dollar and I am sure when granddad heard it it was a two year old Clydesdale sold for a dime.
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