[pepi]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you

to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100%

in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E!
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a-s-s kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work

and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

the b-u-l-l- s-h-i-t! and a-s-s kissing that will put you over the top.


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[dinger]

Hah! The term giving 110 0/0 has always annoyed the p out of me, 100 0/0 is as good as it gets! Now I know where those extra points come in to play. Thanks, Pepi. Dan

[ChevyTruckGuy]

Hmmm! I new it! Asskissing and bull**** sure that's not an Attorney sound like one to me! Government intern! hmmm!

Craig