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Old 02-27-2008, 01:43 PM
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Caution: may not be suitable for younger eyes.

A Florida couple both well into their 80's, go to a sex Therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says: 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:35 PM
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There's hope -- old age ~might~ bring wisdom... or at least craftiness.

I literally laughed out loud at that one, cboy, but I was scared to post a reply. Sure there are definitely some artful jokesters on here, but there are also some who might be a bit less artful in an attempt to 'out do'. Just had to say thanks, though.

Somebody needs to tell that trio about the Internet. They're missing opportunities.
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Sex at age 80? You mean I have to wait another 16 years??

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