The Harley-Davidson Facts
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and
went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur.
'Since you've been such a good man and
have changed the world, your reward is,
you can hang out with anyone you want to
Arthur thought about it for a minute and
then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room,
and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
'Okay, so you were the one who invented
the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal
in inventing something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise?
and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally
spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to
professional, you have some major design
flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble
about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points
there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer,
typed in a few words and waited for the
The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed,' God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men
are riding my invention than yours'.?