Okay so every couple of years my doctor likes to give me a physical. Since I'm over fifty he likes to do the digit exam on the old exhaust pipe. Digits meaning fingers. So I bent over the table and let him have his way. When he was finished I said, "Hey Doc, ya think next time you could take off the ring"?
He said, "I don't wear a ring. But my wife did just buy me a new Rolex".