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Old 10-19-2009, 09:43 PM
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A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and
don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,
Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says
Ole.

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks
the Doctor.

'Sir says Ole, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including
her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME -
I haven't seen a man in over two years!!

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes!!
Bet u all thought It was a dirty joke!!!!
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