Holy Crap, DB, you got to be a sick puppy to laugh at kids doing faceplants at high speeds on a trike. I laughed my butt off! One of those "someone has to be the example of what not to let your kid do" lesons. We lived in the country as kids, very little paved anything cept the road in front of the house. Probably a good thing for me, less scars. Wheelies and no hands on my bike were about as wild as it got.