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Old 06-08-2010, 10:24 AM
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WOW that does work,, my favorite movie of ALL time is " The Joys of anal sex with a goat"

simply amazing,,

you are a genius Dan

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Old 06-08-2010, 11:21 AM
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Hahahaha, that number 9 is something else ain't it ?
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Mine was "Star Wars"-exactly right! So, be honest, and do the quiz before you scroll down to the list below. It's easy, and it works!


Now Dinger!!! its time to come clean,,, your favorite movie is # 9 just like everybody else's that does this quiz,,,,,

To QUOTE DINGER "SO BE HONEST MINE WAS STAR WARS"









Now look up your number in the list below....








1. Gone with the wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story




It is really amazing, isn't it!!?[/QUOTE]
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Now Dinger!!! its time to come clean,,, your favorite movie is # 9 just like everybody else's that does this quiz,,,,,

To QUOTE DINGER "SO BE HONEST MINE WAS STAR WARS"
I can add but I think I goofed on the multiplication....All right, I like goats as much as the next guy....Baaaa baaaaa Daaaaan
now I know why them goat herders keep the extra boot in the back of the truck...Baaaaad jjjjjjjjoke....
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Old 06-08-2010, 04:47 PM
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they use knee high boots don't they,, less slippage that way?
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they use knee high boots don't they,, less slippage that way?
Yep, and only one. keeps the feet tight....


A redneck was stopped by a SCDNR game warden at Lake Hartwell recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them thar licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'OK', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck.
.....................

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you don't hear of many folks retiring and moving north.
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:34 AM
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they use knee high boots don't they,, less slippage that way?
They say itīs a Welsh hobby.
Place goatīs rear legs in knee high boots, no escape, and face him off the edge of a cliff, makes him push backwards.

Apparently...........
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Teacher with no sense of humor

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...
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Walking The DOg

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because
her seeing-eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot
approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady said, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing-eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not
only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember
......THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR........
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They say itīs a Welsh hobby.
Place goatīs rear legs in knee high boots, no escape, and face him off the edge of a cliff, makes him push backwards.

Apparently...........
Ahh....The welch.....where the men are men .......and the goats ....are scared...
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Yep, and only one. keeps the feet tight....


A redneck was stopped by a SCDNR game warden at Lake Hartwell recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them thar licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'OK', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck.
.....................

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you don't hear of many folks retiring and moving north.
ILMAO...That was funny ,Dinger What a great way to start the day....LOL
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Hey Mine was the joy of anal sex with a goat.....I aint never even heard of it before ....Honest....I must of added wrong....BTW Anyone know where I can rent it???? This ones a keeper Dinger...LOL ,the joke that is ...not the movie....
and btw ,goats dont go Baaaaa baaa ....Sheep do ...any redneck Texan with cowboy boots can tell ya that...Hey Wratchit
Goats ,sheep dogs,they all look the same to the Welch........
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A young man was describing to his co-worker the afternoon of extacy he shared with his sweety....we were laying in the call cool grass of the pasture and as I began to make love to her I looked over to notice her mother was watching......what did she say his friend asked......BAAAAAA
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Old 06-10-2010, 06:18 AM
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and btw ,goats dont go Baaaaa baaa ....Sheep do ...any redneck Texan with cowboy boots can tell ya that...Hey Wratchit
Goats ,sheep dogs,they all look the same to the Welch........
A Welchman told me that if they go Baaaa Baaaa then you're not doing it right !
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Reminds me of that one time when my Compadre, a Texas Sheep raiser, was counting his flock for market and this big limo pulled over by the road and this well dressed Businessman got out and hollered at the Rahcher.

"If I can tell you how many sheep you have will you give me one of the females?" and the Rancher replied - - - "Yes, but you have to be right on the money and not just close!"

So the Businessman carefully studied the flock and after about 10 minutess he said "you have exactly 967 sheep in your flock !"

The Sheep Rancher was amazed and said "You are exactly correct so take your Ewe, you earned it !". The well dressed Texan grabbed the female and thru her over his shoulder and started for the Limo and the Rancher said - "If I can tell you what college you graduated from - - will you call off the bet?"

The Texas businessman thought for a second and said "Yes and if you are wrong then I get two Ewes !" The Rancher agreed and said "you graduated from Texas A & M University !"

The man stood there in awe and said "you are exactly correct but how did you know that?"

The Rancher replied - "If you'll put my dog down, I'll tell you !"
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