[MARTINSR]

Originally Posted by wretched ratchet

I want that chick with the sunglasses that's leaning on the button stand - - - - my kinda woman

Isn't she a cutie!

Brian

[staleg]

[dinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8O7...ature=youtu.be

Some Obama bashing, funny stuff.

[Irelands child]

Originally Posted by dinger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8O7...ature=youtu.be

Some Obama bashing, funny stuff.

Great - and the caricatures were perfect

Dave W

[wretched ratchet]

An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find two sheriff deputy's standing there.

Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked. "Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."

"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.

The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.

"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."


The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."

[deadbodyman]

Thats funny wratch,I'm so glad I learned (the hard way) never be drinking anything while reading the daily funnies.

[Job~Rated]

REDNECK FIRE ALARM

[Job~Rated]

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second
Language class. He was asked to spell 'cultivate' and he spelled it
correctly. He was then asked to use the word in a sentence and with a big smile, responded:

"Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

[deadbodyman]

I thought this was pretty funny ...At first !!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_AAM...eature=related

[wretched ratchet]

At first is correct, Pal, I have learned there is NOTHING FUNNY about Obammy but I did watch it and grin a little.

[Irelands child]

..... and the media made fun of W's gaffes. At least GWB didn't have to depend on a teleprompter and an out of touch crew of speech writers.

[Job~Rated]

I had to do a double-take on these pics...

[wretched ratchet]

[dinger]

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Velcro what a rip off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
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[MARTINSR]

Originally Posted by Job~Rated

I had to do a double-take on these pics...

LOL, my kids and I have done a number of those, with one of them holding up the arch in St Louis, or leaning on the Washington monument, that sort of stuff.

The one I have attached was Yosemite falls in Yosemite. I just went thru those photos, what a GREAT trip that was! I learned the definition of "Breathtaking" on that trip.

Brian