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LOL, my kids and I have done a number of those, with one of them holding up the arch in St Louis, or leaning on the Washington monument, that sort of stuff.

The one I have attached was Yosemite falls in Yosemite. I just went thru those photos, what a GREAT trip that was! I learned the definition of "Breathtaking" on that trip.

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Brian,

If I remember hearing the news correctly, next week all the National Parks will have free admission. I'm thinking of taking dad into the back side of Yosemite, 395 to Lee Vinning and enjoy the views of Tuolumne Meadows in the high country. Would you be interested in meeting up there? We did the Valley last year and drove out through Lee Vinning, and I forgot how scenic that road is.

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Brian,

If I remember hearing the news correctly, next week all the National Parks will have free admission. I'm thinking of taking dad into the back side of Yosemite, 395 to Lee Vinning and enjoy the views of Tuolumne Meadows in the high country. Would you be interested in meeting up there? We did the Valley last year and drove out through Lee Vinning, and I forgot how scenic that road is.

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I am two hours away from there (or further) and with my son recouping from his broken hip we aren't going anywhere in the next few months. But maybe in late summer?

Brian
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Brian,

If I remember hearing the news correctly, next week all the National Parks will have free admission. I'm thinking of taking dad into the back side of Yosemite, 395 to Lee Vinning and enjoy the views of Tuolumne Meadows in the high country. Would you be interested in meeting up there? We did the Valley last year and drove out through Lee Vinning, and I forgot how scenic that road is.

Bob
For $10 bucks, and over 62 get him a Senior Pass and the parks are always free: http://www.nps.gov/findapark/passes.htm. It used to be Golden Age Passport, but superceded by the Senior Pass.
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I am two hours away from there (or further) and with my son recouping from his broken hip we aren't going anywhere in the next few months. But maybe in late summer?

Brian
The back way through Lee Vinning would work late summer, as we would avoid the summer crowds in the valley and the road leading into the valley from the population centers. You could cross over on 88, then head south on 395.
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For $10 bucks, and over 62 get him a Senior Pass and the parks are always free: http://www.nps.gov/findapark/passes.htm. It used to be Golden Age Passport, but superceded by the Senior Pass.
Thanks, I forgot about that. In a couple of years we both will qualify.
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It's particularly funny if you love music or play an instrument.

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said: "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just rest often and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "And gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her".

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

A man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes? Answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it
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I had amnesia once---or twice
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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My girlfriend screamed, "You're a d@mn liar. That just isn't true!"

I shouted out: "Darling, you're wasting your breath. They're called 'talking bathroom scales', not 'listening bathroom scales'."
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This kid came up to me, he must have been about 10 years old and he said "S'cuse me, Mister, can I have a cigarette, please?"



I just couldn't believe it. A kid of ten with manners?
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My girlfriend screamed, "You're a d@mn liar. That just isn't true!"

I shouted out: "Darling, you're wasting your breath. They're called 'talking bathroom scales', not 'listening bathroom scales'."
I wonder where I might purchase a bathroom scale like that?
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