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Old 03-03-2013, 05:33 PM
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But you're posting here? ?


The hint was that every time he stops the film, you just hit the little play button again.

I'm really sorry if it's affected your computer - that wasn't my intention at all.
We're a multi-computer family. JR it's a joke!! I wouldn't hit him with a mouse, that's why God made .45 auto's!

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Old 03-03-2013, 05:58 PM
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How dare you post a Joke on the Daily Funny thread
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:11 AM
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:40 AM
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A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLD:











Shoot......
I forgot the words....
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:35 AM
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I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong , especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races on drugs.


When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:47 AM
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my girl friend told me the other day a small pe-is shouldnt be a problem in our relationship. i kinda agree but i still wish she didnt have it.
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:10 PM
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another blonde

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced!

When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's the dollar for"?

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The breakfast was my idea!!"
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the country boy

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town" said the boy.

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.

"No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig,
but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:06 PM
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No Blonde Comments Please
Y! SPORTS
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the 1st hooker ?

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>One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma, actually?"
>
>He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate
>that.
>
>Imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman
>on one side and a gay man on the other.
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>Whom are you going to turn your back on?
>

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Old 03-12-2013, 05:23 PM
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How do you become a front runner for pope??.


Really it's not that hard.



You just scare the hell out of everyone else.



Get hooked up with one of the guys on here.



Have them hide LED lights in your hat.




That way there is glow around yer head everywhere ya go!!!!.LOL-LOL-LOL!!!!.l
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