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Old 10-14-2009, 12:30 PM
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When the wife doesn't listen.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_fkwm0AzH4
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It looks like they could be related.....
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:04 PM
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The wifes revenge

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Old 10-14-2009, 06:38 PM
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dont get any ideas guys but check this one out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VboX2DLkDD0 ...She dont seam to think its so funny

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Her revenge....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCGQNQ83c7Y
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I dont know why ...but this one had me rollin ....crazy kids... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDXLqlVlcso
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:36 AM
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Do NOT leave alcohol near your jack-o-lanterns!

People need to be more careful or these things will happen! :--)




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Old 10-15-2009, 07:43 AM
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The other day I asked my Wiffy
"Darling, would you ever cheat on me?"
and then I nervously awaited her answer.
She just looked at me, smiled and said.
"That's such a silly question !"
My proud smile was radiant and my confidence swelled at her answer.
Then she said.
"Who else would I cheat on?"
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Do NOT leave alcohol near your jack-o-lanterns!

People need to be more careful or these things will happen! :--)




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Q: Why cant two Chineese people have a white child? ..........A: Because... two Wongs dont make a white
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A young farm boy from Saskatchewan moved to Vancouver and went to a huge "everything under one roof department store" looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan.

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says just one.

The boss says, Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?

The kid says $101,237.65.

The boss says $101,237.65! What the heck did you sell?

The kid says, First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Ford Expedition.

The boss said, You mean to tell me that a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?

The Saskatchewan farm boy said,
No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said,

“Dude, your weekend's shot -- you should go fishing!”
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How Blonde?

She was Soooooooo Blonde .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius. "


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


She was Soooooooooooooooooo oo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.


She Was Soooooooooooooooooo ooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 118 York Street ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot. The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.

'The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?

'The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
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Ahhhh, Politics, ya gotta love it !

It just all depends on how you look at some things....and the words you choose....

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree.. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:

On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle.

Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks!
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WR - that's why the pols have 'spin doctors'

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