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Old 11-19-2009, 01:25 PM
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Dawson driving through Anchorage when he notices a sign in front of a restaurant which reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord Almighty," he says to himself, "My three favorite things!!"
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:55 PM
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hahaha, I seen that one a'coming
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:03 AM
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
Jacques Chirac, President of France

Go to Google home page.

In the search box, type the words: French Military Victories & hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:41 AM
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Ford does not need a bail out.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...w_car_for_cash
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Old 11-20-2009, 05:13 AM
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Go to Google home page.

In the search box, type the words: French Military Victories & hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Now THAT wasnt funny....It took me two times,before I got it...I thought I missmelt sumpin...
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Go to Google home page.

In the search box, type the words: French Military Victories & hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.




LOL...................
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Old 11-20-2009, 05:52 AM
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Now THAT wasnt funny....It took me two times,before I got it...I thought I missmelt sumpin...
Me too - - - - was the humor supposed to be "did you mean French Military Defeats?" or did I miss it completely?
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:15 AM
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Yes, it was.

I apologise for the very British humor there.
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:32 PM
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Yes, it was.

I apologise for the very British humor there.
No problem, I've known Malc long enuff now and should have snapped sooner.
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I love bustin on the frogs ehh, I'm glad I'm american now but grandma sure was a fighter pure french(Canadian) "Tiet Lamard"I know I didnt spell it right ,Ponch, but its all I know....My wife's half french .....She only shaves one armpit...
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there you go again - - - slipping that one little knee slapper in when I have my mouth full of my favorite brew - - - I need your address so I can send you the cleaning bill
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Poor Bob

Bob works hard at IBM and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez, Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time.'

The funeral for BOB is on Friday
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French Army Battle flag

Did you hear that the French Army now has a new battle flag? It's a white cross on a white background......
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Old 11-21-2009, 06:18 AM
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I love bustin on the frogs ehh, I'm glad I'm american now but grandma sure was a fighter pure french(Canadian) "Tiet Lamard"I know I didnt spell it right ,Ponch, but its all I know....My wife's half french .....She only shaves one armpit...

I almost didn't post that one - I know how many French names we have from this area (including yours, DBM) but then I also know that most laugh just as hard at the French jokes as the Poles laugh at the Polish jokes, and Irish.........

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