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Old 07-21-2010, 03:00 PM
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A
new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by
saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' A fter a few seconds, Little Larry
stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're
stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by
yourself!'






Larry
watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?'
he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his
mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving
up?'



The
math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry
quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!'



Larry's
kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of
a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The
detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry
asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture ? "



Little
Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the horse's
legs and rump, and chest. A fter a few minutes,
Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His
father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in
good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried,
said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom
...'
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