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Old 07-26-2010, 10:06 AM
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A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers , Florida .

She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his
blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.


Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir,
how are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned
back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely,"
she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered and again resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like ***** cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her,

tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man,

"How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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