One day, Boudreaux was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Thibodeaux driving a brand new pickup.
Boudreaux pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Thibodeaux", where'd you git that truck?'
'Tammie give it to me.' Thibodeaux replied.
'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'
'Well, Boudreaux, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on de levee, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Thibodeaux", take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!'
"Boudreaux", you a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'