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Old 12-04-2012, 01:13 PM
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A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says:

"So tell me, beautiful, do I come here often?"
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