Hillary Clinton was crossing the street when a car came screeching around the corner , headed right for her . A young man ran over and pushed her to safety at the last possible moment. Getting to her feet , Mrs. Clinton thanked him profusely , and asked what she could do in return for saving her.
"Put me in the witness protection program" he replied.
"But why?" ,a puzzled Mrs. Clinton asked.
"Because when my father , the doctor, finds out who's life I just saved , it's a good bet that he's going to want to kill me."