O.K. Now for a blond joke or three...
A dumb blond, a smart blond, Santa Clause, and the tooth fairy are all standing on a street corner. A $100 bill blows by. Who picks it up?
The dumb blond. The other 3 don't exist.
What's the mating call of a blond?
I think I'm drunk.
What's the mating call of a brunette?
Is that drunk blond gone yet?
How does a blond turn on the light in the morning?
She opens the car door...
In a while, Chet.