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Old 01-14-2008, 12:03 AM
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Talking with Jesus,

Many times, when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort
in sitting in my backyard and having a vodka and cranberry
along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.

This happened to me yesterday after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate
the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a
peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root
of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning
of life? Why am I here? "

He replied: "That is a question many men ask.
The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.
I would love to chat with you some more, Senor,
but for now,
I have to finish your lawn."


A bunch of Texas cowboys went deer hunting
and paired off in twos for the day. That night,
one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Billy Bob?" the others asked..

"Billy Bob had a stroke of some kind.
He's a lying dead a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied."

You left Billy Bob laying out there and
carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Billy Bob!"
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