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Old 01-15-2008, 09:23 AM
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped
his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman
rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
me,'she told him.

'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her
persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments then asked.... 'How does that feel?'

He replied, ' it feels great, but my thumb still hurts'.
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