Lists can be fun...
SONGS FOR THE OVER 40'S
Carly Simon - You're so varicose vein
The Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?
Roberta Flack - The first time ever I forgot your face.
Johnny Nash - I can't see clearly now.
The Temptations - Papa's got a kidney stone.
Nancy Sinatra - These boots give me arthritis
ABBA - Denture queen
Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping
Commodores - Once, twice, three trips to the bathroom.
Procol Harum - A whiter shade of hair.
The Beatles - I get by with a little help from Viagra.
Steely Dan - Rikki don't lose your car keys.
Herman's Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.
The Rolling Stones - You can't always pee when you want.
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad prune rising.
Marvin Gaye - I heard it through the grape nuts.
The Who - Talkin' 'bout my medication.
The Troggs - Bald thing....