Responding to an ad for a 2-door Chevy for $100 the man discovers that the car for sale is a 1960 Corvette. He said to the woman, "You know the car has to be worth at least $10,000, so why are you selling it so cheap?" The woman replied, "My husband has left me for another woman. He told me to sell the corvette and send him the money..."
In a while, Chet.