A rancher from Texas and a farmer from Wisconsin were on a train ride vacation together, and got to talking. Small talk eventually turned to the Texan bragging about the size of his ranch. "Why my ranch is so big that I can get in my truck at sun up and drive all day and barely reach my property line by nightfall."
Well, the Wisconsin farmer glanced out the window, and responded, "Yep, I had a truck like that once too...".
In a while, Chet.