A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh
when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and
propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over,
and discharged shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local
to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able
to remove all of the buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty
extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is
your brother a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where
to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye"