Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board - View Single Post - Daily funny--- Revisited
View Single Post
  #177 (permalink)  
Old 02-12-2008, 10:10 AM
malc's Avatar
malc malc is online now
Living At The Speed Of Life
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Espaņa Right Coast
Age: 63
Posts: 3,238
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 85
Thanked 67 Times in 64 Posts
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh
when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and
propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over,
and discharged shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local
to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able
to remove all of the buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty
extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is
your brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where
to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye"
Reply With Quote