re:daily funny con't(ad nauseum)
A guy from kentucky goes to rhe mall doing some back to school shopping with his young daughter. after shopping for awhile they bump into his old high school buddy,after the usual formalities his buddy says to him; who's that sweet young thing with you? he says;why that's my daughter. well,how old is she? she's 14. Well,as they say,you can't be too carefull these days,is she sexually active? Nah! she just lays there like her momma.