Funny jokes on here, just too damn long. Here's a short one for ya
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very dark so
the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could
see while he helped deliver the baby. Very
diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi
pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to
cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her
help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she
thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen
quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place......spank him again!'