TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Nan.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sarah. How'd you die?
NAN: I froze to death.
SARAH: How horrible!
NAN: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
SARAH: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
NAN: So, what happened?
SARAH: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
NAN: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive.