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Old 03-09-2008, 09:44 AM
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Bob was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
"Why did the foreman fire you?” The friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Bob said, “You know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” Replied his friend, “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy!” Answered Bob. “All the other workers thought I was the foreman.”



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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked: "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied: "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said: "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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