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Old 03-11-2008, 10:13 AM
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife: “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”.

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said: “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s going to start”.

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said: “Quick, another beer before it starts”.

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You b@stard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”

The husband sighed. “Damn, it’s started”.
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