THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it
was expensive. "A less
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian s aid to the doctor, "I may not be
the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how put ting a ch erry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count!
At which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
Last edited by Bad Rat; 03-13-2008 at 11:48 PM.