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Old 03-13-2008, 04:11 PM
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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told
him that
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more

The doctor told him that there was a procedure
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it
was expensive. "A less
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian s aid to the doctor, "I may not be
the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how put ting a ch erry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to
help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count!


" 2"




At which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

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