[sprecher48]

there's a lawyer riding down a country road in his limo,when he sees 2 men beside the road on their hands & knees eating grass. He orders his driver to stop,and then rolls down his window and asks them what are they doing? One man replies;I can't afford to feed my family,so they get what food I can afford & I eat grass.The atty says get in,I'll feed you.But I have a wife & 2 children,go get them too. He says to the second man;go ahead hop in.Okay,but I have a wife & 6 children,that's all right,go get them too.As they're riding along in the now very crowded limo,the one man says to the lawyer;I can't thank you enough for this. To which the atty replied;that's all right,the grass at my place is almost a foot high.