A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She
browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and
walks over to inspect it. Bending over to get a
closer look, she accidently passes gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments
and then slowly straightens up and turns around to see
whether anyone has noticed her little accident. Her
worst fears are confirmed in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with
a very professional, "Good day, Madam. How may we help
Hoping against hope that he may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? "
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
you're going to crap when I tell you the price."