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Old 03-31-2008, 12:48 PM
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife: 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.




'From now on when I say 'BELL 1', I want you to strip naked.

When I say 'BELL 2' I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say 'BELL 3' We are going to make love all night.


The next night he came home from work and yelled: 'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled: 'BELL 2!', The wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled: 'BELL 3!', They began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled: 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' Asked the husband?



'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' She replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!'
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