A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife: 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say 'BELL 1', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'BELL 2' I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say 'BELL 3' We are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled: 'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled: 'BELL 2!', The wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled: 'BELL 3!', They began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled: 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' Asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' She replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!'