Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That
night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over
he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He
saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we
made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we
had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house
for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather
bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as
he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'