A Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan, both wearing team shirts, were heading toward each other on a bridge and they got into a pretty bad head on collision. Amazingly, neither of them got hurt.
They got out of their cars and looked at the damage. The Yankees fan said, "The fact we both walked away unharmed must be a sign that we should stop the rivalry and be friends."
"Great idea" says the Sox fan. He goes to the trunk of his car and gets a bottle of brandy. He hands it to the Yankees fan and says. "Let's drink to the new friendship."
The Yankees fan takes a large swig, hands the bottle back and says, "Your turn."
The Sox fan says, "Naw, I think I'll just wait 'til the cops get here."