Frank dies & in his will he stipulates he wants $40K spent on his funeral and the BULK of that was to be spent on the stone.
At the service, his widow and her best friend were talking and the friend asked, "Joan, if I may ask, what did this whole funeral cost?"
"40 grand", was the reply.
"40 GRAND!", her friend exclaims, "Honey, the service & reception were nice and all, but 40 GRAND???!!!
"Yes...$6,500 for the casket & the service itself...$500 for the caterer...$500 for the booze...and the rest for the stone."
Her friend does a little quick math (as I'm sure YOU have just done as well ) and says, " You spent $32,500 ON THE STONE????! HOW BIG IS IT???!"
The widow smiled and replied, "A little over 2 carats."