A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a
case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the
'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he
says. 'Put them back. We can't afford it,'
says the wife and they carry on shopping ...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face
cream and sticks it into the cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look
beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND
IT'S HALF THE PRICE'