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08-07-2003, 11:56 AM
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Don't be messin with no old ladies.
This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back seat of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. There is no law against having senior moments. 
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08-07-2003, 12:40 PM
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I would have loved to seen the look on the cops face!!
Kevin Last edited by Kevin45; 08-07-2003 at 12:48 PM.
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08-07-2003, 01:55 PM
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Go Granny...Go Granny....Go Granny......
 Chickie.
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08-07-2003, 09:04 PM
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when in doubt,
whip it out.
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08-07-2003, 09:09 PM
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i saw an episode of Judging Amy where this happened
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08-08-2003, 05:41 AM
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I read this in the Lantana paper while visiting my brother. At the nearby Boca Raton Mall (very upity) three young girls cut off an elderly lady in thier sports car as she tried to manuver into a handicap spot in ger full sized vehicle. When the lady told them they couldn't park their, they replied that they were young and could do what they wanted. This did not set well with the woman, so she plowed into the little car, sending it down a small embankment into a culvert. She replied with something to the effect of she was rich and could buy and sell them all.
Hel hath no fury as a woman scorned. This goes along with the number one rule in life, "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"
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08-08-2003, 08:58 AM
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Ya gotta watch out for those little old ladies, 'cause ya never know!!!
 Chickie.
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08-08-2003, 09:26 AM
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I got just a weeee bit angry at the hubby one weekend .. It wasnt over much .. I cant even remember what set me off.. BUT!!!
I sewed all of his "holes" in his underwear closed .. He called me from work so mad.. He said he almost p'eed his pants trying to get the "damn thing out" LMAO Hell hath no fury !! pup
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08-09-2003, 09:45 AM
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Geez, I didn't know guys actually used those holes.....ya gotta admit, they don't seem very practical.....
 But that's good, I'll have to remember that one next time the hubby p*****s me off.Chickie.
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08-09-2003, 01:32 PM
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08-09-2003, 07:16 PM
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 I just, um yeah, ladies present....I'm gonna go now.
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