"Driving an import is like being in the special olympics... You may win, but you're still retarded."

I found this one on an Australian car site, I had a good laugh and thought you guys would like some Aussie humour too!

you might want to include the link dude-

"Driving an import everyday to save money on gas may make you seem retarded to those who failed high school math and accounting."


MoocH

Did you guys just hear that?...A dropped and the hit the floor.

Just Kidding dude, I see your a new member, there aren't many hardcore import haters on this board, ricer haters yes, imports no. But the making fun of ricers topic was sort of exhausted about a month ago, so you'll have to wait a little while before most guys will really get a laugh from a ricer joke.

Yea that one got played out pretty fast, it's up there with 'why did the chicken cross the road'. It was pretty funny tho.

I've got one with a pic too, maybe I'll post it.

Here it is, if it loads up.

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i herd this a while back..

Owning a Ricer is like Owning a Tampon.. Every P-u-s-s-y Has one


Nos

Dont get me wrong, I love imports as much as the next guy, after all my Bel Air is an import and my Jetta is my daily driver domestic.

Wow talk about a turn around As an american, I would never think of a chevy being an import. Those Jetta's will get up and GO huh? I drove a few VR4's here and there. Nice throwback.


MoocH

hey mooch.. try to take a ride in a

Vw 20th aniversery gti.. (golf) It comes stock with turbo.. and is light as a ****

Same engine.. But you might see them more in this car..

The Jetta 1.8t.. (1.8 liter Turbo) They will make u wnana buy one..

They are both quick cars..

But thers nothing llike the sound of a v8 and the looks of american iron..

But then again.. Thers nothing like an import.. 4 cyllinder.. with a loud *** turbo..

Reeevvvv Choooosh Reeevvvvv Chooosh..

Nos

Mooch, he's from Germany.

We are American. Bel-Airs are made here.

Get it now?



HRK

I think it was played out like a year ago and beyond on this board....

Did you even read my last post where I already figured that out?

You're a little slow with the help, but thanks anyway bud.


MoocH

I'm sure it was played out a year ago, 6 months ago, 3 months ago, and 1 month ago being the most recent.


Mike