Embarrassing, needed to share my stupidity
Last night I went to a big PaintBall tournament. We did ok. Only lost to AfterShock and this odd team from Miami. Anywhoo, I was anchoring because I have the fastest gun with the most accuracy and capacity, and we lost sight of the last member of AfterShock. I saw some movement out to my side and the bastard somehow snuck up the side without us seeing him!
So I dove to my right while I was firing and I nailed his ***, not before he hit me 6 times. so His getting out didn't count because I was out first.
Here's the embarrassing part though, he hit me in the foot, ankle, shin, knee, thy and crotch. In that order. So I was looking at the splat pattern and color of the pant after that round and guess what? As I dove, my legs must of been up in the air because I HAD SHOT MYSELF!!!!!! Talk about feeling stupid!!
Thank god for the Cup. 280 feet per second at 6 inches........that could have been real ugly!!!