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scott011422 07-18-2003 10:34 AM

Embarrassing, needed to share my stupidity
Last night I went to a big PaintBall tournament. We did ok. Only lost to AfterShock and this odd team from Miami. Anywhoo, I was anchoring because I have the fastest gun with the most accuracy and capacity, and we lost sight of the last member of AfterShock. I saw some movement out to my side and the bastard somehow snuck up the side without us seeing him!
So I dove to my right while I was firing and I nailed his ***, not before he hit me 6 times. so His getting out didn't count because I was out first.
Here's the embarrassing part though, he hit me in the foot, ankle, shin, knee, thy and crotch. In that order. So I was looking at the splat pattern and color of the pant after that round and guess what? As I dove, my legs must of been up in the air because I HAD SHOT MYSELF!!!!!! Talk about feeling stupid!!
Thank god for the Cup. 280 feet per second at 6 inches........that could have been real ugly!!!

Madd Syntst 07-18-2003 10:59 AM

See the place in Las Vegas that is called "Hunting Bambi"? You pay up to 10 grand to play. You go out in the dessert and try to hit naked women as they run the gauntlet. They get $1000 to play and an extra $1000 if they make it through the course unhit!

crazy larry 07-18-2003 11:11 AM

worst case of BOOB FEVER i ever saw........

chevyluvnpuppy 07-18-2003 12:37 PM

I can totally agree with the paint ball in the ** ** theory IT HURTS! My son has a paint ball gun .. and he shot me in the butt!... I told him to shoot at something bigger..... so he wouldnt miss and hit me.... he said .. But mom .. your butt was the biggest thing out there!!!!!!

Man, infront of all my friends... Ya .. I felt stupid!


scott011422 07-18-2003 12:39 PM

chevyluvnpuppy: I would have grabbed the damn thing and lit his *** up good!

chevyluvnpuppy 07-18-2003 12:42 PM

Scott .. its all in fun my dear... all in fun ...
You have to learn to laugh at kids when the mistakes they make are not intentional its what keeps them happy and healthy ............... Discipline can be fun and positive if its done right... he knew he did wrong.. we turned a bad situation into a good fun one... and he knew that it wasnt to be done again !


scott011422 07-18-2003 12:46 PM

ok Pup, My bad. had to re-read. I thought he shot ya on purpose!
But yea, I couldn't agree more. Beating kids just makes the parents feel better for some reason.

HemmiGremmie 07-18-2003 07:33 PM

I shoot 280feet per second with only 6 inches! Oh, you were talking about the paintball gun.:D HG

Kevin45 07-19-2003 04:47 AM

Hemmi...and I thought when all the women were talkin about how fast you were I thought they meant the car all this time!!!!!!j/k


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