[Cruiseomatic]

I did. Got stuck waiting for the homecoming parade to pass,waited 30 minutes. Nothing. I started to smell electrical burn. didnt know if it was me or someone else,Well,me and a few other incredibly stupid people,jumped the median next to us. lol. And right when we got off of it,there was a cop. writing something down. I knew he was there so I had a story ready. Besides the truth on the burning smell. He never moved. Probably busy jotting down our plates.
What incredibly stupid things have yall done?

Oh,there was no one coming on the other side we got off to so we didnt like almost casue a wreck though,I know its illegal.

(Prepares for flamming.)