[schnitz]

Do you guys have any good, funny, life changing/ inspiring quotes that you remember easily? I mean, like "Don't eat yellow snow", "Don't kick a cow pie on a warm day", or "Drink upstream from the herd". One of my personal favorites is "I just hate stupid people"-- Bill Engvall.

I'm not sure where I heard this one, but another top 5 one for me is "I'm a very responsible guy, whenever anything goes wrong, I'm responsible." I use that one on average of twice per day. I need some newer, better quotes.



In a while, Chet.

[MI2600]

"I'm making slow, but perceptible, progress."

[Hippie]

"I think what we have here is a failure to communicate"

Strother Martin in 'COOL HAND LUKE'

[Sir Joab]

Here's a few of my favorites:

"Walk softly and carry a big stick" - President Teddy Roosevelt

"Funny thing about the weather, everybody talks about it but nobody does anything about it" - Mark Twain

"It's hard to make things fool-proof because fools are so ingenious." - Cant remember who...

"If you took all the lawyers in the world and laid them end to end around the equator, we'd all be better off" - Kent Hoven

"You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time" - Abraham Lincoln

"The only thing he wouldn't steal is a red hot stove" - Old Abe again

"Listen buddy, I was in diapers before you were born!" - Me

"Stick head in lawn mower, end in stew." - Chinese movie detective Charlie Chan

"It is better to live on a corner of a roof than to live in a house with a contentious woman" - Proverbs 21:9

"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" - Unknown... to me at least

[schnitz]

I know another of my favorites quite well also....

You win some, lose some, wreck some.--- Dale Earnhardt.

In a while, Chet.

[sbchevfreak]

"Some people are like slinkys - they serve no useful purpose, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs"

I don't Know whose quote this is, but I have found it to apply to more than a few people I know!!

[kenseth17]

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
Will Rodgers

The pursuit of perfection is frustrating and a waste of time because nothing is ever perfect.
The pursuit of excellence is commendable and worth while.
Therefore strive for excellence, not perfection
Alan Kulwicki

[powerrodsmike]

Without deviation from the norm, progress is impossible.
FZ..


No one is truly worthless, they can always serve as a bad example.




Mikey

[schnitz]

Mikey, where did you find the second one? I like it. A lot.



In a while, Chet.

[powerrodsmike]

Sign on my office door.


Mikey

[schnitz]

Originally Posted by powerrodsmike

Sign on my office door.

Mikey

I'll take a half dozen of those. And a pan of brownies.




In a while, Chet.

[Lonestar]

Murphy has most of my favorites...

"A shortcut is the longest distance between two points".
"The chances of a piece of buttered toast landing butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet".

My favorite is simply: "If you don't have time to do it right the first time, then how are you going to have time to do it again?"

Words to live by...

[345coupe]

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" Homer Simpson

"Because she was dead, Wes" My father, when asked why he was a pallbeared at his gradeschool teacher's funeral. (You REALLY have to know my dad to appreciate that one.)

"This place has an endless supply of weapons-grade stupidity" Unknown

"Help, help, I'm being repressed!" Michael Palin, Monty Python

[tfeverfred]

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Muhammad Ali

[mosstrooper]

You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

"I can only speak to myself." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" --George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"We stand for things." --George W. Bush, Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 5, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004