20 Qualifications for a liberal.
1) You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
2) You have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on
demand -- in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the
3) You have to believe that the same overpaid public school idiot who
can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same
kids about sex.
4) You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and
doctors are overpaid.
The other 16 qualifications can be found on any of these